Last updated on 01/21/2012
I had mentioned to Dynamite Dan that I read on the internet that a persons Halloween Costume should be similar to their personality. So Dan and I decided not to tell Rockin Rachel and we would order some costumes that fit the personality of many of the women we knew. And we would make alot of money and split it. So we called China and ordered 10,000 Bitch costumes. As we talked to the lady about the price, the lady said we could get a $5000 discount if we would change the colors to blue and yellow. I could not help but ask why they would be so much cheaper. She said that some lady name Rockin Rachel had ordered 100,000 Bastard costumes and they had an overrun. She got us again..
I had a blind date this weekend, She was so pretty and so much fun and things went very well until the picnic. I had never seen anyone eat watermelon with ketchup and that was bit strange, but when she pulled out the sandwiches and as I was biting into the full packed sandwich with all the trimmings. Well, it is hard to describe the actual thoughts of biting into a Tuna & Crunchy Peanut Butter sandwich. I could hear the whistle of the love train as it was pulling away.... So remember before bidding on the lady and lunch at the Sadie Hawkins Day party , you might want to pass on this one...
Suzy is Going to answer all your questions about love,life and a relationship..
My last date was considered to be in the romantic era. Years are passing by like weeks. And you have to look back at your trail and ask have I made a difference??? Funrunners, will be doing just that, We not only party and make friends, We also open red door kitchens and feed hunger kids. Funrunners have their own concerts and Miss Funrunners Contest all over the world looking for the Classiest Single LADY in that country.
Start a Funrunners Radio Station in your town www.Funrunnersradio.com Funrunners will soon launch the shoes for bare feet...Asking people to mail their childrens shoes that they have outgrown. Funrunners will get them there and give them away.
Start a Funrunners Radio Station in your town www.Funrunnersradio.com Funrunners will soon launch the shoes for bare feet...Asking people to mail their childrens shoes that they have outgrown. Funrunners will get them there and give them away.
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Life Expectancy of the average Funrunner is increased by 10 years for every Funrunners Tour they take. A Judge in a Miss Funrunnners Contest can expect to live for many years and be a virtual love machine |
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I would like to invite each one of you to submit your ideas and suggestions. Or if you want to be on the radio with a show that is of something of interest to you . Let us know. This is about expanding your circle of friends on an international scale. |
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Single Life and the MASH Party. Prizes for the most convincing Hot Lips. Radar, Hawkeye, Trapper. Etc. Then we are having a Scavenger Hunt the next weekend. Win a trip to Costa Rica. The 2012 Fraternity WARS the College Fraternity that enlist the most new pledges to the just launching. Funrunners.com. Wins a 7 night, 7 Bar Tab, 7 meal, and 3 Tours with a beach concert in Costa Rica for spring break.. 2012 more memories than you will ever forget.. |
Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into
the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting
story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story
Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into
the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting
story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story
Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!
President Bush, decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Bush turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims'.
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Bush turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims'.
